I've been to two Apple Store openings here in San Diego last year. And haven't bought anything there yet. But I did get the free t-shirt at both of them! :D
I just vaguely remember a TV commercial from several years ago with a bagpipe player playing away in the breezes of Scotland as the wind whips his kilt up to expose...
The hardest part about wearing a kilt is remembering that you have to be careful how you sit. First time I went traditional my girlfriend at the time told me me to close my legs or start charging for the show
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Not entirely sure....
9 months, 3 weeks ago by edythemighty
I no haz pants!
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
Omg!
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Jertronic
You must find pants!
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Jertronic
No can wear kilt? D-:
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
I shan't fall victim to upkilting
9 months, 3 weeks ago by edythemighty
@Edy What's the matter? Afraid of others getting a peek at your, um, short comings? ;)
9 months, 3 weeks ago by FyreFiend
More like avoiding people obsessed with my bits. I see they're coming out of the woodwork, starting with you :P
9 months, 3 weeks ago by edythemighty
Just gotta be careful on the glass staircase at the apple store.
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
They have glass staircases?! Damn, I've been gipped.
9 months, 3 weeks ago by edythemighty
@Bishop Nah, that's just called advertising
9 months, 3 weeks ago by FyreFiend
@edy: It's the one in NYC that has the glass staircase...
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
@FF: Exactly; careful who you advertise to. :)
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
I'm too poor to ever step into that store D: Though I have gazed longingly at it during my trips to NYC
9 months, 3 weeks ago by edythemighty
Oh don't be silly. Anyone can go in the store.
It's the Microsoft Store that charges, at least if you enter through the Ultimate Edition doorway.
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
I've been to two Apple Store openings here in San Diego last year. And haven't bought anything there yet. But I did get the free t-shirt at both of them! :D
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
.....pants
9 months, 3 weeks ago by edythemighty
They don't sell Apple Store pants. :(
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
I'm gonna wear a kilt someday, tho very much with asbestos underwear. Nobody shall touch my bits but my mistress(es) -- or my urologist. xD
9 months, 3 weeks ago by jkniiv
Then you can go around screaming about how you were raped
9 months, 3 weeks ago by edythemighty
"What's worn underneath a kilt?" "Nothing, lass. It's all in perfect working order."
9 months, 3 weeks ago by FyreFiend
Tried a Kilt while visiting Scotland once, very nice clothing, very refreshing.:)
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Cityrat59
mmmmm kilts...
9 months, 3 weeks ago by myrtti
I love my kilts. Shame I only get to wear them a couple of times a year
9 months, 3 weeks ago by FyreFiend
Ever see a fat guy in a kilt?
9 months, 3 weeks ago by jpyper
I have been wanting a Utilikilt for a long time.
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
cough >.>
9 months, 3 weeks ago by FyreFiend
Holy TMI, Batman!
9 months, 3 weeks ago by edythemighty
Husky can pull off a kilt. Blubbery, not so much
9 months, 3 weeks ago by FyreFiend
Bouncy bouncy!
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
i am not wearing pants.
9 months, 3 weeks ago by CaffeineJunky
Yay! Come join us! :D
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
I Wear Kilts >.>
9 months, 3 weeks ago by imfreak130
Kilts are fun!
9 months, 3 weeks ago by edythemighty
Yeah!!
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
Unless it’s a windy day
9 months, 3 weeks ago by claybo
@ CJ: pixx or ... never mind ..
9 months, 3 weeks ago by jkniiv
@claybo: :O ^_^
9 months, 3 weeks ago by jkniiv
it's always windy in scotland
9 months, 3 weeks ago by jcarlson2007
@jkniiv :P imaginations are much better!
9 months, 3 weeks ago by CaffeineJunky
Kilts are great. I've had the opportunity to wear them a good few times. Breezes where breezes usually don't go.
9 months, 3 weeks ago by alexleonard
It is no different than when I go commando with a skirt on. Which is often.
9 months, 3 weeks ago by CaffeineJunky
I just vaguely remember a TV commercial from several years ago with a bagpipe player playing away in the breezes of Scotland as the wind whips his kilt up to expose...
his plaid boxer shorts.
9 months, 3 weeks ago by Bishop
@bishop HAHA
9 months, 3 weeks ago by imfreak130
That’s the only way I’d wear a kilt
9 months, 3 weeks ago by claybo
@imfreak130 anybody in the pipes and drums that goes commando
9 months, 3 weeks ago by claybo
The hardest part about wearing a kilt is remembering that you have to be careful how you sit. First time I went traditional my girlfriend at the time told me me to close my legs or start charging for the show
9 months, 3 weeks ago by FyreFiend
@claybo How would i know...I Don't Look.
Hey, Next Time you video tape us, put a camera on a stick and hold it like, below, and behind everyone, then you'll find out.
9 months, 3 weeks ago by imfreak130
@imfreak130: Uh, no thanks. Blue Egg Media does not do that type of videography.
9 months, 3 weeks ago by claybo
@claybo lmfao.
i don't go commando, and my dad wears shorts.
9 months, 3 weeks ago by imfreak130